1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to
see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.
5. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
6. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would
apply to any other house of the dead as well.
7. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and
find out that it's just the cat, get the out. Quickly.
8. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for
short circuits. Again, get out.
9. Do not take anything from the dead. No matter how much you
like it, it's bound to disagree with you sooner or later.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good
reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
12. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down
at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that,
despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along,
it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
13. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing
hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
14. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are
listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble
if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the
Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
15. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go
to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it
is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a
tank, shoot yourself in the head. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be
eaten.
Happy Halloween
Author - Unknown
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